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God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining to his subordinates "Look everything should be in balance. For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion. Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States. I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension.... And here

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Hrithik Roshan - Appke Deewane (1980)Aftab Shivdasani - Mr.India (1987)Urmila Matondkar - Kalyug (1980)Bobby Deol - Dharam Veer (1977)Aamir Khan - Yaadon Ki Barat (1973)Padmini Kolhapure - Satyam Shivam Sundaram (1978)Sridevi - Solvan Saawan 1979Sanjay Dutt Reshma Aur Shera (1971)Rishi Kapoor - Mera Naam Joker (1970).Neetu Singh - Do Kaliyaan (1968).Shashi Kapoor - Tabdir (1945).

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Amithabh: Thank you for calling customer care... rishte mein to humtumhare baap lagate hain.. filhaal ek customer care rep hain...Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGERAmithabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kahatha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekarnaukri se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne merehaath pe yeh likh

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Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they findthat they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out,since they can't see each other signing, or lips to lip-read.After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, thewife figures out a solution. "Honey, why don't we agree on some simplesignals?For instance, at night, if you want to have

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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time theymade love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured shewould break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they werein the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on thelights. She looked down. and saw her husband was

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A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautifulparrot..There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00."Why so little," she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said,"Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the

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1.What programming language is GOOGLE developed in?2. What is the expansion of YAHOO?3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS?4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?5. What is expansion of "ICICI?"6. What does "baker's dozen" signify?7. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot-India210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?8. Who is the only man to have written the

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This fat guy sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing toreduce anyone'sweight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day. Sohe goes and tellsthem he wants to lose 5 kg. They lead him into a hugegym with all kindsof ropes and parallel bars and ladders and tell him towait a minute.He's standing there when on the far side of the gym adoor opens and outsteps a beautiful girl, with a sign saying"If you

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* They've got that comfortable place on their shoulder that's perfect for snuggling into while we fall asleep. * They're at peace with their bodies, except for maybe some minor anxiety over height, weight, and baldness. * They're enthusiastic about our bodies, even when we're not. * They fall in love so hard, once they finally fall. * Chest hair, forearm hair and the feel of a newly

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ADMITTING MISTAKES:Women will sometimes admit making a mistake.The last man who admitted he was wrong was General George Custer.ARGUMENTS:A woman has the last word in any argument.Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.BATHROOMS:A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.The

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There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an article in an issue of Sassy magazine.1. `What are you thinking?'2. `Do you love me?'3. `Do I look fat?'4. `Do you think she's prettier than me?'5. `What would you do if I died?'What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer

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1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.5. Don't treat us like crap. What goes around comes around.6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.7. If you really liked us for us, you would let us

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How to kill a lion By Companies...Dont Miss the last 1... ;-)Cognizant Method:hire a lion... ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do.give him gobi 65 to eat again and again.hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to sitgive them same gobi 65 to eathire 200 more....... and more .! ......TCS method:hire a liongive him hell a lot of work and pay him government salarylion

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1) Baazigar:"Kuch pane ke liye bhi kuch khona padta hai, aur kuch pa kar khone wale ko Bazigar kehte hain".Bhaji Ghar:"Pet bharne ke liye kuch khana padta hai , aur kuch khane ki cheezien bechne wali jaga ko Bhaji Ghar kehte hain."2) Mohabbatien:"Ek ladki thi dewani si , Ek ladke pe woh marti thi , nazren jhuka ke , sharma ke , galion se guzrti thi , chori chori chupke chupke chitthiyan likha

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